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"They almost just ran me off the road!" screamed Jaimie Weiss as she put her car in reverse to let another car through on a skinny one way road up in the Ridges.

This was the third time Weiss and passenger Brett Bynane encountered Ridges Road Rage in the fifteen minutes they were up there.

Cars are lining the roads of the Ridges, as people are roaming around the tombstones and trying to gain entryway to some of the condemned buildings.

But the odd part... no authorities were around.

"This is absolutely nuts," remembered Bynane.

Two girls were throwing things back and forth as they played around in the graveyard, while some older folks were walking around, simply reading off the numbers of the peoples' graves.

"It's hard to navigate these one way roads," Weiss noted, "You kind of have to plan in your head where you're going to go."

Another big reason for this is out-of-towners, the foreigners, who have heard of the Ridges and are blindly trying to navigate their way through the confusing layout of one way streets, randomly parked cars, and drunk soriety bitches.

To summarize, complete chaos up at the Ridges.