HOCS News Source

by Jaimie Weiss, chief statisitcal correspondent

Every year, the students of Ohio University try their hardest to come up with originial, creative and humorous costumes.

Most of the time, it doesn't work. That is especially the case with the underclassman and the out-of-towners.

This year, we've seen our fair share of very lame costumes. And it's only 6:45 p.m.

From the perch of 201 Skyview, we've seen the typical penis'. Those boys think they are funny, but they are not. No matter what variety of penius you cover your body in, it is dumb and you are not original.

What makes these young boys even more annoying is they all dress in sexually oriented costumes. One penius' friend was dressed as a sex machine.

P.S. You are not funny sex machine.

The worst costume, however, was the pregnant bubble bee. The bubble bee part was a costume. The pregnancy was not. She was very pregnant.

Here's a tip: If you are pregnant, don't dress up as a bubble bee in high heeled shoes and walk around Court street. In fact, bubble bee is the more unoriginal than the damn penis'.

So everyone have a safe and happy Halloween party night. And next year, try to come up with a better costume than a bubble bee or a penis.