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HOCS takes you inside the life of a Halloween partier
Nick Parsons, correspondent

"Parsons hates it here!" exclaimed Spencer Houck during a 'pre-party' eventheld at his Milliron Apartment.

Moments later, Parsons disappeared to a party across the street at 62 Stewart.

He met Kat, who introduced him to Hairy Buffalo--Parsons was a virgin.

Two cups later, Parsons and new best friend Brittany Thompson, compared notes as they sat on the couch and engaged in some good old fashion"people-watching".

Hours later, Parsons met up with the Cast and Crew of Gridiron Glory, Your Premiere Source for Comprehensive Coverage of High School Football. (Related Story: How did Gridiron go last night?)

On the way to meet Brett and Jaimie, Technical Director and Freelance Prompter Operator, Parsons ran into Anthony Tynan, only Parsons refered to him as Terrance, clearly the Hairy Buff talking.

There was much discussion onTynan's next Gridiron Tease, look for great things to come.

The Gridiron party was a success from this correspondent's point of view.

There were hugs shared, kisses on cheeks given, and much discussion about upcoming Gridirons and other various Shop-Talks.

When the time came to make the 40 minute trip home, this reporter ran into a friend.

They took a seat upon the steps of the "Front-Four" and discussed this friend's numerous sexual hook-ups that had just taken place moments ago.

Parsons arrived safe and sound to University Courtyard and returned the few phone calls to people requesting that information.

All-in-all, it was anormal weekend in Athens, although I think Groza and her roommates might have done something different with their makeup.